![]() ![]() We can only hope Jason takes a vacation from Crystal Lake in the future and visits Camp Rock for a relaxing music/gore-filled getaway. In short, if your kids start begging to have this movie, pretend you suddenly went deaf and can't hear a word their saying, because their crying will be no comparison to the assault on your ears that you'll receive when you bring 'Camp Rock 2' into your home. While Disney can put out some wonderful animated movies, they're still producing these pieces of crap full of faux-musicians. Well, 'Camp Rock' is one of many reasons why. ![]() 'Tinker Bell' movie, and said that Disney catches a lot of flack for its straight to home video stuff. I don't know how parents deal with this barrage of underage popstars flooding their homes with terrible, albeit catchy (in a very bad way) tunes. The music is the generic bubble-gum rock that could just about be purchased from vending machines in the mall next to American Eagle. It's a musical, because people will break into song and dance without any provocation. 'Camp Rock' is full of all kinds of synthesized, auto-tuned songs from each one of the main characters. Hmmm… Wonder who we're supposed to be rooting for. While the good camp director for Camp Rock, wants the kids to have fun, learn, and grow. Greedy, bad British accent, doesn't care about the kids, and just wants fame and fortune. If having one camp full of hormone-driven teenagers wasn't enough, now there are two, and the director of the other camp is certain he's going to run Camp Rock into the ground. To make matters worse, this year at Camp Rock, a new camp, Camp Star(!), has opened up next to them to steal their business. Have you ever watched a movie where you're sure that the screenwriters and the director are cyborgs stuck on bland pop-culture autopilot and all they come up with are bad high school clichés, hackneyed writing, and ridiculous romantic situations? I knew going in it would be crappy, but not this crappy! I just had no idea. Sitting through 'Camp Rock 2' was just painful. There, it's out there and I can't take it back. ![]() I've taken my Jonas Brothers punches, and in my view, I can now pass judgment on this clan of wannabe rockers: I've sat through countless episodes of their Disney Channel dreck as my little eight year-old sister fawned over them. I feel like I can judge them because I've suffered through them in concert, and I even stuck it through to watch them in red/blue 3-D. 'Jonas Brothers in Concert' during my early days at High-Def Digest, I felt I really couldn't judge the Jonas Brothers, having not been a fan or listened to any of their music up until then. Disney and its merry band of singing pop-tarts are at it again with 'Camp Rock 2: The Final Jam.' When I reviewed ![]()
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